Hey everyone, how are you all doing? Has the year 2024 changed its course yet? We acknowledge that there was room for improvement at the beginning. That damn Philadelphia Eagles team! Like an untrustworthy ex, they are. Your hopes are raised, only to be dashed once more by them. But we’re not going to let them worry us down once more! Not right now.
We’ve been killing time; we don’t know about you by watching reality TV and the Grammy Awards. We needed a vacation from football. Even though we might not watch the Super Bowl, we never seem to be able to get a break.
Brad Pitt felt compelled to make light of his good friend Bradley Cooper as we were going about our own business. We had assumed we had found a way out when Mr. Pitt was forced to take this action.
That may not have been explicit material for certain Birds fans, but it wasn’t much. Nevertheless, disregard that. We won’t take the disdain for granted. It’s time to get over this. And anyway, what have we ever done to Brad Pitt?
Eagles supporters, take note… Make sure your weekend isn’t ruined by Brad Pitt.
Are you able to see it now? For this reason, you should never allow “fandom” to veer into fanaticism. We understand. Yes, we really do. As much as we all adore the Philadelphia Eagles, if you start tying your emotional and mental well-being to the outcome of your beloved team’s season, you will almost always end up disappointed rather than celebrating success. The Philly sports fan is the one who is most aware of that.
Yes, Mr. Pitt, we have been here! We carry out this task!
You’ve spent your entire life watching the Flyers, Phillies, 76ers, and Birds. You are familiar with the process. If Jason Kelce isn’t anxious, then why are you? Misery is sometimes a part of the transaction. Why haven’t we moved on if the team’s players have? Not any more!
Brad Pitt’s subtle jabs won’t be enough to push us from our peaceful spots! We’ll stop this discussion there.
Nice try, boss, but we’re not going to accept it. Check it out at a different franchise. Anyhow, with Joel Embiid already sidelined again, we’re all set for pitchers and catchers to report to spring training.
Mr. Pitt, your last three films were terrible. Train with bullets? Truly?
